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If you like sterling silver, caviar, monocles and pocket watches. If your best friend looks like the Monopoly man and you drink your morning orange juice from a brandy snifter, well this blog is probably not for you.
However, if you like eating sugar cereal while watching cartoons from the ’80’s, sitcoms, awful sci-fi movies on a rainy afternoon, Lost, The Game of Thrones & The Walking Dead, sports logos and uniforms, and just having a good time, well then check us out on occasion. I am sure you will find the top 10 lists, smack downs and candid observations interesting.
About the Name: Squirrels Hate Me
The name Squirrels Hate Me comes from my little girl. I asked her a few months back to tell me something that I didn’t already know (hoping to foster discussion on her day in kindergarten). She quickly replied “squirrels hate you.” So the quip stuck around and now I understand that Squirrels Hate Me with one thousand exclamation points.
I’m just an average man
with an average life
I work from nine to five,
hey, hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone
in my average home
But why do I always feel like
I’m in the twilight zone
– Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”